Oh yes Brian turned 42 today that young lover of mine. I just love that I am 5 years younger than him. Thanks to my dear friend Mia we were able to go out and have a nice dinner at Stoney Creek. He would eat meat and potatoes for the rest of his life if he could.
Now to the dead cat story. It was the type of smell that takes your breath away. I opened the garage door and nearly passed out. I thought what the heck, I checked everywhere sniffing around the fridge and freezer. It was all over. So typical me went back inside and said oh well.
Brian comes home from work and it is chaos as usual. I'm doing this he's doing that. Forgetting about the odor I swiftly open garage door. Oh crap !( no much worse than that ).
I turn to B and say
What do you think it is?
A dead cat.
Shut up!
No really I saw it.
Which one?
(Let me give some back ground, we have no cats never had and never will, so sorry all you cat lovers I can't stand the creatures. I will probably burn in h-e double hockey sticks for that one. But we do have a dog and love her. We have several strays that like our front porch and garage. UGH!)
I think it is the black one.
Seriously? Shut up
Yes hun, under the cabinet.
How do you think it died?
I guess it couldn't get out.
Oh that is so gross, are you going to get it out?
Yeah, get a bag
We go into the garage and I am doing the dry heave thing. I should have clued in on how anxious he was to show me, but not a clue.
A few more steps in and he grabs the cat's tail and throws it at me!
*#!%+*$#8 ...... said I
He then laughs upon me realizing it was Johnny's stuffed animal Blackey (Webkinz)
So gang the awful odor was the grass clippings that were left in the lawn mower, not
A DEAD CAT.
Oh the joys of the Keegan home!
Friday, April 11, 2008
B is 42 and a dead cat?
LESSON LEARNED
A. Never trust the birthday boy?
B. Leave the lawn mower outside?
C. Brian will play practical jokes on his family for time and all eternity
Posted by palmtreelover at 10:59:00 PM
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6 comments:
Oh, the bajeebees would have promptly left my body upon having something thrown at me at that moment! :) Glad you had a great night!
What a sweet husband! Glad you didn't kill him on his birthday!!
Oh my goodness, I would have freaked. You have such a fun family! Love it! Brain and James must have gone to the same school of jokes! By the way it was me upchucking in bathroom.
OMG! That is so funny.
I too have no love for cats and completely understand your distaste.
I'm adding you to my friends list!
Brian!!! Oh man I would have peed my pants if he flung what I thought was a dead cat at me. Glad you guys had a good time last night. Abby left her iPod. We will bring it over later.
That's a great story!
Yep, that's my brother and the apple doesn't fall far from the tree because our dad pulled a very similar prank on me once. In that story it was a 'rat' and he threw the rat at me , which was really a black shriveled leather glove.
This music is great!
:)
Kathleen
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