Laundry 101

What is laundry? Does it have to be dirty to be called laundry?

My definition of laundry is all the hundreds of pieces of clothing I have to deal with everyday. Especially now with season change it is like double duty. I have to rotate the 4 kids... Ugh...major pain in the *********

Seriously....I have been in #2's room trying to sort her clothes out for 2 days now. She feels the need to have her mother "deal with" her "laundry" every couple of months. Come on child I never did anything like that to my mom...well if you don't remember it's telling the truth right?So I get the laptop and entertain myself by watching TV shows like ...Coach (so funny i am on season 7 now) and just watched the entire season of Blush today. Now this is not a good thing for little miss me because then I sit down and zoom in. I convince myself it is break-time (which lasts about 2 hours) a little too often.

First it starts with standing and moving about the room, then I will sit and fold, sort or toss, lastly I find myself chilly so I must crawl under the covers for just a few minutes until the show is over. Well I can't watch my show unless I have a cold one, and maybe something salty, no it must be sweet and salty (Hershey Bar, pretzels and Diet Coke for lunch). Now I am sleepy going on 1:30 only and hour before #2 gets off the bus. Crap need to get shut eye, but one more show. MOM, I'm home....poop I didn't rest enough ...ice water will get me going...yeah right. Drink it down, walk around, move here there and everywhere. HOly Toledo #1 is home put the jets on time is ticking ...now #3 and 4.

Did anything get done here today?

Therefore my friends tomorrow will be "laundry 102". Pictures to follow camera on the fritz right now.

Oh and btw Mr. HOtty Sunbeam (iron) is no longer a member of this family. Thank goodness for Mr. Downy W. R. to who smooths out my creases.