I thorughly enjoy Yoga.(yes I can sit still and meditate for and hour) I am such a big fan of it now. I think everyone I talk to I say you've gotta try it. The day started.....
It began the kids are up one out .... two out.... Johnny still asleep dang wake up child. Five minutes gotta go. Turn on the shower..girl what are you thinking. Johnny wake up babe we have to go...turn off the shower...get dressed...rip Johnny's pj's off throw the clothes on. Time to go 8:25. "I don't want to go".... bribery starts...we can go to get a burger after we are done..."I want one now"...they don't make burgers in the morning(for the 100th time)...."I'M NOT GOING"....fine by me see ya. 8:35 of course I am running late. I run down the steps....now did I really think I could get down the steps with out the screaming match....for crying out loud lets go...crap the dog needs to go out....up....down...out....in....up...dog in cage....down...no Johnny....up grab the little squirt.....down..."I want my boots"....where are they... after I already locked the front door. "I think one is in there and one in the car".... &%&*%$$^.....Open door...get boot...lock door.....off we go 8:40 LATE LATE LATE.
To the doctors office...yes boots on...rain coat on .....check...backpack on....check...umbrella...check........breathe in and out I must tell myself. Of course we wait over and hour with only one pack or fruit snacks and a Leapster game about to run out of batteries.
So we get the dr. gloves and put them on our feet. Look ma I look like a duck. Finally outta there.
Chuck-e-Cheese....why did I open my big trap...I could have been home drinking a latte. So hour at the cheese man..."But I want that toy"....you don't have enough tokens...2000 tokens and you have 114....(that ment absolutely nothing to a five year old)....look over here CANDY little boy...."ok I want that one and that one"....you only have enough for one.....**&*%$#%^^&...Seriously
12:00 .....*&@!#.... we need to be at school in 25 min....I want Burger King...(did you think he forgot?)....There are no Burger Kings here....Let me take a second to tell you this child has Burger OCD. He will not eat it if the bun is crunched in anyway or it has anything other than pickles and ketchup..Yep....How about Jack in the Box...."OK".... could it be that easy. Thank the Lord they got it right, He is in heaven...no lie eating with his eyes closed making groaning sounds like his father....12:29 ....drop off at school...WHEW
Home....up..dog out...JUMPJUMPJUMP down girl ugh.....down....timer on 20 min...to clean something....okay....kitchen it is.....haven't been there in a few days....Holy crap...turn around try to get out of it...turn back tackle it... 7 min left....still can't see the bottom of the sink yet.....3.2.1...not done.....in the car.
Therapy....Yes, therapy I am proud of it....a time to relax....happy..fustrated...angry..spiteful..sad...cry...back in the car. WHEW! deep breath.
Costco gas, crap same price as all the other for crying out loud (you know it is bad when their gas isn't lower than the others)
Home lovely Home.....Kids ....#1 on the computer,#4 watching #1 on the computer...?where is #2 and 3 i ask (like #1 would know (note the sarcasim)....out and up...ok....Pool meeting in 5 min....ugh
Home....where is Dad? Mowing....sneak up stairs....down....water bottle..check...towel..check...gone
Yoga Class..Stretch..meditate...feel your power within...reach...ground yourself...let loose blow away the thoughts that might come into your head...relax...lie still...relax...let your body sink into the floor...relax....low lights.... soft sounds....relax....relax....relax....
6 comments:
For Sophie it's warm milk. She'll do anything for warm milk! Isn't that weird?
Johnny is really in to his hamburgers. I'm with you on the food storage... They better eat this stuff. Glad you finally got to do yoga.
I love Yoga too. It is such a great way to unwind and really relax and forget the days craziness! It is really healing for me too. We need to start us up a Yoga group!
Wow! After a day like that you need more than an hour of yoga! We need a girl's night out at Chili's!
Holy crap! I thought I was the only one who had days like this! :) You are awesome! I loved this entry! Glad you have such a beautiful outlet as yoga!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I am laughing so hard at 2:00am. This past week I am pretty sure I go the WORST MOM IN THE WORLD AWARD!!! I need more than yoga... I need something stronger! 2 hour massage therapist would do. You are great.
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